Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
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Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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haithurmiranda 0
honestly, this isn't your fault at ALL. and if they are cat breeders (which i'd expect they are, since they have a kitten that young), they should know how to deal with death. most cat breeders have stepped on newborns, accidentally lost a newborn, or have some sort of experience dealing with accidental kitten murders. otherwise, they shouldn't be cat breeders. as for falling asleep on the job, i don't see what's so wrong about that. i know that when i babysit for my mom's co worker, the kid is around 12 anyways so it's not like he can't take care of himself, so i tend to snooze off once in a while while he is sleeping all the time.
chjordan 0
You sicken me. I hope you and your crushingly large body think about the small life you took every day. Murderer
falconpunch 0
Aleast some of us arnt crazy 299 on the other hand is. you think she went out and had a good week after that no dumb@$$ she went home and cried her eyes out good job adding to the suicide rate you jerkoff like i said at 281 shit happens but it doesnt mean that is who you are
falconpunch 0
and how hard is it to write my number 292 and 296 thanks for being sencible about it though some ppl are just crazy and wtf when i wrote that 298 showed as 299 now im the hipocrite FML lol
heatherewf 0
oh no, how sad! Just FYI people, sometimes adults go out late when they have someone watching their kids and allow the babysitter to sleep over. Are you telling me the parents NEVER EVER sleep when their kids are sleeping in the house??? The OP isn't irresponsible for falling asleep while babysitting, no one can be awake constantly in the house of a child. (Speaking as a mother of twins here! I wouldn't mind if the person watching my kids took a nap while my kids were sleeping and I was still out, as long as he or she could hear the baby monitor.) And obviously it was an accident and the OP feels awful. Accidents happen and this is the worst kind. :( How sad! I'm so sorry. Hopefully the people you were babysitting for were sympathetic and understand.
RoguePenguin 0
215 = FAIL
f_ckerdef_ck 0
yeah it's sad, but come on, it's not the end of the world.
jumpdancehigh 0
omgggggggggggggggggg
Jenny7 0
Oh. my. god. I hope you weren't serious... That is such a sin. You should have been paying more attention! I can't believe you killed a kitten... A 4 week old kitten... That is the meanest thing I've hear in a long time. I don't mean to judge, but that is such a sin...
Isha 0
#54 4 weeks is too young for a kitten to be adopted. The only way this is possible is if your neighbors breed kittens, and you didn't mention that, so I doubt they do. Nice try. [/sarc] Ummm, I'm sorry but are you aware that there is a limited amount of space to write everything down? I'm sure the OP realized that writing down where the cat was breeded wasn't as important as telling what happened. Also, everyone saying the OP is terrible, accidents happen. I mean you probably should'nt have been sleeping while babystting but sometimes you can't help it. I would suggest buying them another cat. Also, hope everything works out!!! Sorry.