Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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CaptainJellyBean 0
Oh geez, someone call PETA. It's sad but shit does happen, some just arrive in larger piles than others.
myfuckinglife_fml 0
kitty killer.... i hate you
CaptainJellyBean 0
Oh I see #215's logic! He or she is obviously a PETA pal. Here's the logic we lowly humans aren't seeing here: animals are our superiors. Typical 11 year old, OTT response.
tatertot8284 0
I literally cried at this. :'(
cucuto89 0
WHo the **** cares about a cat? people die all the time but no one seems to cry over them.
UsingLogic 0
Hey, I have some news here: ANIMALS ARE NOT EVEN CONSCIOUS!!!! This means no personality, no feelings, no emotions, no soul, nothing! They are just machines made of flesh. Do you think your computer is conscious? No! Why? Because it's not made of metal! So you think consciousness is in the flesh, not in the brain? You're going to tell me "But animals scream if you step on their feet". Did I say their nervous system did not work? No! The nerves from the paws do inform the brain about what is happening, and the animal screams because of it's instinct (the same way a laptop computer tells you it's battery is dying -> It's programmed to do so!). But since there is no consciousness, "pain" is not felt by the cat the way we humans perceive it. Again, just imagine a computer: it's not hard for you to understand that computers can't feel pain, so why is it so hard to understand the same thing for animals? So, bottom line: most animals don't feel pain and don't realize they are alive (therefore they don't even care about dying). Some animals do however, but they are rare. Anyway, just believing that flesh automatically brings consciousness is ignorant. But most people don't give 2 cents about science and just believe pleasant stuff. It's so much better to think those cute kittens are conscious and can think like we do, right? And it's so sad if they are nothing but robots made of flesh. But truth is truth, whether you like it or not. But don't just believe what I tell you. Do some research on the Internet. You'll see this scientific theory has a lot of support. There are experiments that can be performed to find out if some animals are conscious. Read about instinct and consciousness, read what it is, and STOP CONFUSING THEM! I'm tired and sick of ignorants who won't read anything because they think they already know it all. Especially when those people are going to bash someone. THAT KITTEN WAS NOT CONSCIOUS, OK???? Forget about fairytales, animals are not persons. They work on instinct and nothing else. There are only few exceptions to this (which include elephants and dolphins). Now please, please, just read about it before replying anything to me, and stop talking about things that are wrong and that you don't know anything about. I don't care what you believe, I only care about stuff that has been proven. If you want to tell me I'm wrong, show me some evidence, point me to something I can read. And 215: you said in one of your messages that humans should kill themselves. Why are you still alive then? Obviously you think your logic does not apply to you. I'm not saying you should kill yourself, I'm only pointing out the fact that you don't really believe the stupid things you are saying. Why don't you get off my Internet until you can give me the definition of the word 'Logic' without looking in the dictionary?
DemCherries 4
OMG