Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
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Top comments
sugarshane007 20
Selective memory can be a glorious thing.
cocacola999 27
Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?
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sugarshane007 20
Selective memory can be a glorious thing.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Maybe he only remembers the sister, or he also has a similar looking (twin-)brother.
sugarshane007 20
One does not simply forget a six month relationship.
gotaplanstan 28
Not with ten-thousand minutes could you do this. It is folly.
santabunty 3
Great chance to screw him over
ladyLALAA 29
11, are you the sister he cheated with?
Ashamed_Sister 60
No, I live some 10000 kilometres away.
Catkam623 27
Did you create an new acc just to post that?
XxChelseexX 8
He was probably too busy with your sister...
santabunty 3
Or u... Damn nice pic
santabunty 3
Or with u.. Damn nice pic
Jac_d_ipper 10
Pathetic obnoxious and dementic bastards on the loose. Run OP run.
MorganBrown 8
#27, you're pathetic and disrespectful. Leave the poor girl alone. So what she's beautiful? Say it in a respectful, caring manner and don't be such a pig about it.
cocacola999 27
Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?
gotaplanstan 28
Hit him on the head really hard. Even if that doesn't jog his memory, you'll at least feel a little better :)
sugarshane007 20
This only works when you tell them "Shoulda had a V8," or if you are referring to them as the wonderfully endearing term, "Probie."
gotaplanstan 28
Or if Loki has taken control of your friend's body.
sugarshane007 20
16- Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Sandman366 6
7-A slap to the face is embarrassing, back of the head's a wake-up call, Elf Lord.
carmel1110 12
How is that even possible?
poetrywriter12 6
Maybe show him a picture of your sister and ask him if he remembers her.
TheCutestLizard 28
Wow, just wow.
MorganBrown 8
Then obviously he's a man ***** if he can't remember any of his ex's. He's not worth it. Don't pay any attention to him and you'll be fine(:
kwyk 23
Amnesia? I'm sure you gave him a good ol' slap when you caught him cheating.
kickass1stbase 7
Maybe he has Changnesia?