Love: Asshat

Asshat

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 516

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 508

You deserved it 12 559

By monogamyisalie - 23/07/2015 17:29 - United States

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 7 375

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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You deserved it 31 217

By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 824

You deserved it 7 680

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 475

You deserved it 93

Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 2 041

Manipulation

By Willow McGarrigle - 04/06/2020 23:00

Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 730

You deserved it 151

By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 341

You deserved it 6 251

By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 779

You deserved it 995

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:25

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

cocacola999 27

Monday 18 March 2013 12:27

Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?

Comments

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:25

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 18 March 2013 12:33

Maybe he only remembers the sister, or he also has a similar looking (twin-)brother.

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:34

One does not simply forget a six month relationship.

gotaplanstan 28

Monday 18 March 2013 12:52

Not with ten-thousand minutes could you do this. It is folly.

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:14

Great chance to screw him over

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 18 March 2013 14:01

11, are you the sister he cheated with?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:19

No, I live some 10000 kilometres away.

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:31

Did you create an new acc just to post that?

XxChelseexX 8

Monday 18 March 2013 12:26

He was probably too busy with your sister...

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:15

Or u... Damn nice pic

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:17

Or with u.. Damn nice pic

Jac_d_ipper 10

Monday 18 March 2013 14:12

Pathetic obnoxious and dementic bastards on the loose. Run OP run.

MorganBrown 8

Monday 18 March 2013 17:09

#27, you're pathetic and disrespectful. Leave the poor girl alone. So what she's beautiful? Say it in a respectful, caring manner and don't be such a pig about it.