By ferrarismyname - 09/04/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

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so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

I hate when people say "I payed xxx for (bad thing)"

wow why the fuck would you pay for that?

I mean.... atleast you got the fly? That counts for something, right?

134 you are stupid.

reminds me of me,my friend broke my xbox game trying to kill a bug,he owes mw 60 bucks though

3rd Anywho, that's terrible!

That's just SAD. YDI.

If it makes you feel better, if your windshield cracked just from you hitting, it was probably just about ready to give out anyway.

I feel for you. The same relative thing happened to me when I tried to kill off a mosquito one night in my girlfriend's car. She was so pissed at me. I didn't think it possible but I managed to bash the sucker with the bony part of my wrist and, being that a windshield is clear and at an angle, I didn't judge very accurately how far I'd be thrusting my hand. It was like Karate... only with more fail.

Something similar happened to me but I had kicked the windshield. My boyfriend and I were arguing and I got so pissed that I kicked the windshield and broke it. After seeing what I had done, we immediately started cracking up and the fight was over. And I had a broken windshield and had to pay to replace it. Anyways, yes I see how this could happen but not really likely with just a swat!

what the hell were you swatting with?

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Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

Only $229?

"I saw a bug on the floor so I set the house on fire to kill it. I paid $250,000 to kill a bug. FML" A little flaw in the logic there. Reminds me of the guy that though he got ticketed for "wanting a yellow highlighter".

A house costs only $250,000? Here in Singapore, even a 3-bedroom apartment costs at least S$400,000, which is about USD$320,000.