Money: Gimme dah maaahney

Gimme dah maaahney

By Shawn Kotris - 21/05/2021 16:01 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I've been waiting for over a year now to get my 2019 tax refund. I did mess up and underreported 2 grand initially. I resent everything as soon as I realized what I'd done, and I'm expecting a nice chunk of change and can't file my 2020 taxes until this is sorted. FML

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Funny how it's never the other way around

By OnTheReceivingEnd - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I got the letter from the IRS that would FINALLY enable me to get the tax return I was supposed to get two weeks ago because they needed to confirm my identity. I logged on, entered the information, and was told that I would get my return… after "up to 9 weeks for processing." I need to pay bills NOW. FML

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You deserved it 169

Free money

By mmaresca - 04/12/2021 17:01

Today, after waiting 7 months to get my amended tax return refund, I was informed today that not only did they mail it to the wrong address, the person who they mailed it to cashed the check. FML

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'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxmaaaaan

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 04:00

Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML

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By taxed - 02/02/2010 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML

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By sideeffect001 - 02/02/2016 18:48 - United States - Logan

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

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By educatedreptile - 09/12/2016 16:21 - Canada - Yorkton

Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline 2 months ago. FML

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By Jack Faire - 12/02/2019 02:00

Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML

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By nicolo - 27/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2016 15:53 - United States - Franklin

Today, I found out I owe the IRS over $2,000 because of a mistake they made. Their "apology" basically amounted to "Oops, our bad. Now pay up or you're gonna be Bubba's new bitch." FML

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Money for nothing

By Anonymous - 13/06/2022 10:00

Today, four years after coming back home from working in another country, I got a tax bill from that country. For my income there from two years ago. If they give me the money I supposedly earned, I'll gladly pay those taxes. FML

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alex_jaguara 31

Friday 21 May 2021 22:10

Your tax system is shit. What kind of taxes are you calculating there?

Brightside86 30

Saturday 22 May 2021 0:55

The American Tax system is kept needlessly complicated by companies like TurboTax who lobby politicians to keep it that way.

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alex_jaguara 31

Friday 21 May 2021 22:10

Your tax system is shit. What kind of taxes are you calculating there?

Brightside86 30

Saturday 22 May 2021 0:55

The American Tax system is kept needlessly complicated by companies like TurboTax who lobby politicians to keep it that way.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Saturday 22 May 2021 6:17

go to h&r block. we didn't last year and it was a mess

Shawn Kotris 10

Sunday 30 May 2021 7:43

I usually use Turbo Tax and do it myself as I usually have pretty easy taxes. But my uncle is a CPA and helping me sort everything out.

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