Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I made eye contact with a baby across the room. It smiled at me, so I smiled back. The baby immediately started screaming. Everyone stared at me like I'd just threatened it. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, I spent way too long baby-talking my neighbor’s dog through the fence, calling him "the cutest, sweetest baby." It turned out that my neighbor was sitting on the other side of the fence the entire time, out of view, quietly giggling at me. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2 month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk whenever they make a noise. My fridge started beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, "It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright." FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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Standupmast3r 18
Maybe the stork brought it.
fightingkittens 39
Are there cats around? Cats make some weird-ass sounds that don't sound like cats, but they might sound like babies.
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Comments (72)
Chazzster 32
Doves (a kind of bird) make a sound like that and the sound carries quite a distance.
Sanosukeskitten 22
You may have heard a cat, or a baby from a neighbor, or you could have a little ghost baby in your home. We have one here. She's attached herself to our daughter, and just happens to be my little sister (who my mother lost during her pregnancy with twins, the other twin survived). When my daughter isn't here, at least once or twice she'll cry and coo and I'll just sit by my daughter's crib and read aloud from one of the books. I seem to be the only one to calm her, she refuses to show herself to our mother. She just wants attention and honestly I don't mind. She's basically my daughter's guardian angel, I can return the favor :)
sammiaaron 16
awww that's so wild! but quite honestly, it's also very cute. both the ghost baby and how you treat her. that's so sweet of you, you reading to her when she cries ♡
thraax 14
time to call an exorcist
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Some birds can make interesting sounds, maybe it was a bird
_M3talH3ad 8
The hell is a Baby Coo?
mxiii 7
That's your first warning to get the hell out of there.
EarlFug 19
Your husband farted and blamed it on a ghost baby.
maitg 11
This has already been said about 10,000 times on this app
Andrew5454 10
Congratulations! You now have a baby!
Allayyyyy194 6
There a robbers and rapists who record these sounds trying to get women to walk out of their homes to check it out. Be careful!
be82tw 17
@65. No, that is a hoax. A quick google search is your friend. Seriously, if you believe half the things floating around the internet we should all be dead except for five of us in a bunker huddled around a fire for warmth and getting ready to fight each other to the death over the last two cans of tuna fish. Or something like that.
Joshawott 21
Those lucky five are the ones who heeded the warnings and forwarded those MSN messages to ten friends all those years ago.