Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
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Comments (116)
bbyiitsCANDY 0
haha xD my mom gets comfusedd too
Xavi89 0
damn... sorry to hear your life sucks. want a piece if candy?
DLTsandwich 5
Don't taunt her. She probably can't even afford your piece of candy!
DLTsandwich 5
Oops wrong FML. I fail.
melissamoshh 0
OP, don't take candy from strangers!
Phustercluck 11
I've got tons of candy in my blackout windowed van, cmon you can have as much as you want.
hahaalolz 0
nice combover there 76
felicity06875 5
it's no big deal. seriously suck it up and move on.
stevenmx86 8
Op should have smacked her back lol
skwishTHEfishyy 0
phwoar.
InDenial 6
Damn. That happens to me too. One time I recorded her calling the dogs name and yelling at me and I showed her and she still didn't believe me.
Naitras 15
wow...my parents cant go through a whole day without yelling at me while screaming a different name... not really that much of an FML, life still goes on
ImaginaryFoe 1
In a household, names are interchangeable. Next time just show up or rely on context clues.
EmmyRahh 5
my names Emily and my little sisters is evelyn.. EVERYONE mixed up our name.. including my old primary school 3 years ago ( when I was year 6 age 12.. and she was kindy age 5).. we have the same initials too.. ej. I hate my name..
evalynmohr 9
:O My name is Evalyn...:D And whenever there's an Emily in the class, I always hear it as my name.
antoinemartinez 0
gee yu want a cookie? get over it
starile 20
77, no need to be a jerk. People here are just sharing how they can relate, not wallowing in self-pity.
mrmaks18 7
well stop being bad and follow simple instructions then she wouldn't need to yell