Animals: Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother...

By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By holly - 24/05/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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Good boy

By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By What - 29/12/2022 00:00

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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MrSassypants 32

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:06

Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.

caseyxoxo 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:06

Haha my mom does that all the time

Comments

bbyiitsCANDY 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:25

haha xD my mom gets comfusedd too

Xavi89 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:26

damn... sorry to hear your life sucks. want a piece if candy?

DLTsandwich 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:44

Don't taunt her. She probably can't even afford your piece of candy!

DLTsandwich 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:46

Oops wrong FML. I fail.

melissamoshh 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 15:40

OP, don't take candy from strangers!

Phustercluck 11

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:33

I've got tons of candy in my blackout windowed van, cmon you can have as much as you want.

hahaalolz 0

Friday 8 October 2010 12:53

nice combover there 76

felicity06875 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:30

it's no big deal. seriously suck it up and move on.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:36

Op should have smacked her back lol

skwishTHEfishyy 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:39

phwoar.

InDenial 6

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:43

Damn. That happens to me too. One time I recorded her calling the dogs name and yelling at me and I showed her and she still didn't believe me.

Naitras 15

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:46

wow...my parents cant go through a whole day without yelling at me while screaming a different name... not really that much of an FML, life still goes on

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:50

In a household, names are interchangeable. Next time just show up or rely on context clues.

EmmyRahh 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:56

my names Emily and my little sisters is evelyn.. EVERYONE mixed up our name.. including my old primary school 3 years ago ( when I was year 6 age 12.. and she was kindy age 5).. we have the same initials too.. ej. I hate my name..