Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML
Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML
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Loveya448 0
Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.
devildog42787 0
Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml
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Comments (223)
0p3nl0v3 0
Suck It up princess. At least he was trying. Go whine to your friends and gtfo here. Kaythxbye.
killabee 0
Yes very healthy, I know when I'm feeling down all I want is a broth made from left-over, deep-fried, fast-food chicken bones. Perks me right up.
dsrs3777 0
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meluvsu 0
Wow, looks like someone's been watching a little too much Full House...
Fminetoo 0
Lets see, boiling water is at a temperature of 212* F, all foodborne bacteria dies at a temperature of 165*. In my opinion, you'll be fine, eat the soup, and then you should return to the kitchen, its where you belong once you get better. : P
NewJoisey 0
how'd you get a boyfriend anyways? all you do is bitch and whine
xxhappyninjaxx 0
That is so sweet! =]
wordgirl 0
You should have made him flash you then make you a sammich.
lilbyrd43 0
Your bitch ass has the nerve to turn a nice gesture, into a FML? No wonder guys think us females are unstable creatures. You need to hop on bus number "go to hell"
cateandizzy 0
Dump that piece of shit now !!
Lythiaren 8
... Seriously? There's a lot of good shit you can make from leftover (presumably uneaten) fried chicken. My dad made good soup out of it just last night. Cut up chicken, carrots, onions, potatoes... You stumbled into the kitchen before he was even done making your soup and then you complained? What's wrong with you?