Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML
Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML
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Loveya448 0
Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.
devildog42787 0
Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml
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Comments (223)
DrConstantine 0
More proof that women are never satisfied with anything. I mean yeah, this guy's a total asshole, he's taking up time in his day to make you food and take care of you. What a jerk! Grow up, kid.
hahaDevon 0
A for effort
Luckster 0
I gotta ask all the people, calling OP an 'ungrateful bitch', would you actually ENJOY chicken soup made from leftover fried chicken bones that had their meat chewed off them? That is NOT how you ******* make chicken soup! You make it with actual MEAT on it and it hasn't been fried or chewed up beforehand! That wasn't OPs boyfriend being loving and considerate. That was him being dumb and lazy. If he wanted to make chicken soup by scratch so badly, he should have bought a NON FRIED chicken from the store! Or if that's too much work, a can of condensed soup would be just as good. At least you're not eating leftover fried chicken soup with no meat on it!
minakichan 0
Yes, I would, actually. Even without meat, the bones give it flavor, and boiling it kills germs. That shit's delicious, especially if you're sick. If my BF went through the trouble of making me soup, even with his pre-chewed bones, I'd be pretty damn touched.
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, she should shut up and eat her damn leftovers.
Rocco1990 0
Has anyone even thought of the possibility that she may have eaten the KFC? I mean it sucks that he would use KFC bones instead of some better chicken but it's still a common way to make broth. After Thanksgiving my grandmother takes the whole leftover turkey carcass and boils it in a big pot. It actually tastes really good. Yeah he could have bought broth from the store or even a can of soop but he was trying to do it from scratch. This is hardly and FML
Rocco1990 0
damn spelling mistakes ....soup*
heyheyt 0
that's just gross did you eat itt?
user_001 1
Here is a hint, if you boil something, it kills the germs so to everyone saying it would have lots of germs, you fail at life.
weezybaby22 0
ewwwww!!!
Snowlight_fml 7
Yeah I don't think that's gonna work...
Se7enfreaxxx 0
taste good?
TRJADN 0
Once when I was sick I asked my boyfriend at the time to make me ginger tea. when he brought me the tea there were pieces of ginger floating in the water. I laughed at him and asked him if he was trying to have me choke. we made it into a joke though. I still lol everytime I think of it. So basically, stop whining and appreciate the effort.
DeathStar_fml 0
make me a sammich woman
IWillFuckYou 0
yummy!!