Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML
Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML
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Top comments
Loveya448 0
Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.
devildog42787 0
Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml
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Comments (223)
sugarlumps182 0
at least he tried u just need to teach how to not be retarded
ouchthatsux 0
gross...did it have any meat left? :D
Banez 0
Omg, I love it
metazoanhaddock 11
wait a minute, I think I got one *searches room* there it is, next to my gas mask collecton. one boot to the head coming up!!!
Austino713 0
Best Soup Ever??
The_Maxassin 3
KFC has the best chicken, but i wonder what KFC soup would taste like...
misst99 1
and the fml is where in this story????
LilaBear 2
Actually, that is exactly how you make chicken stock, and chicken stock is a major ingredient in chicken soup. it's just that many people these days get chicken stock out of a packet instead of doing it the old fashioned way - boiling chicken bones in water. In fact, KFC bones will probably have extra flavouring in them too :)
enlitenbank 0
99 times out of 100 when a person have "the flu" it's actually just a bad cold. Sigh. Same with people calling a bad head ache "migrane". Stop self diagonisng yourselves, you're mocking sick people. Influensa is lethal and some people with actual migrane commit suicide...
livingdeadgirl9 0
Well, sometimes migraines vary. I suffer from chronic migraines, which means I have them on almost a regular basis and I haven't tried to kill myself. I know the difference between my normal headaches and my migraines based on what part of my head/neck they start in. I agree that a lot of people don't know what a migraine actually feels like, seeing as a lot of people have never experienced one but I'm sure whatever the OP has, its probably not enjoyable. And maybe she really did get it checked out, so I wouldn't run around assuming she diagnosed herself seeing as we have ABSOLUTELY no way of knowing how she knows if she's really sick or not.
Morty_fml 0
When you actually have the flu and not just a bad cold you're going to be in bed... You're not going to be walking around the house 'stumbling' or not. Simply because you -can't- get out of bed.
dacman48 0
...op, u really are a dumbass, arent u? thats how chicken soup is. be happy u got someone who cares. heres hoping ur bf sees this post and dumps ur ass for it