Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML
Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML
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Loveya448 0
Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.
devildog42787 0
Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml
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summersam2312 0
i hope you no that is how you make broth, all broth is, is eather animal bones or a carcus
lettertjes 0
yeah but you're supposed to use bones that are not friend and still have some meat left on them.
RequiemCube 0
Friend bones? But that means... *gasp* SOYLENT SOUP IS PEOPLE!! PEOPLE!!!
cherylface 13
Soylent win. :D
lizbiz5694 4
actually not true. chicken soup is made from chicken broth not stock so you don't want meat on them an you used leftover bones
SeasonedLemur 5
Oh swee' loike!!
ffmmllyaya 0
how did he found out about colonel secret recipe
mks2895 3
now that's ghetto. ^^, at least he tried lmao.
lettertjes 0
So your boyfriend can't really cook but he tries and he takes care of you when you are sick. How terrible your life is.
Aqua_Girl_fml 0
Wow, you're life sucks. Your boyfriend actually cares...
redbluegreen 41
Wow, are we just slightly mentioning we don't have a boyfriend now or our current one sucks? Truth is, if he doesn't care, he's not your boyfriend. I don't care what your situation is. It should be a given he cares about you, and in the OP's case, to actually not do something cheap and disgusting.
BurningUp 0
leftover kfc bones? as in Eaten food? damn your boyfriend
perdix 31
Are you sure the liquid was water? Is your boyfriend familiar with the phrase "a pot to piss in?" Send him out for a can of Campbell's. I recommend something better, but I doubt the moron could handle it.
Freeze_fml 17
Unfunny as usual.
expen_dable 0
thank you Freeze, at least someone said it, but now he's going to lock himself in a room with only 200 cans of cat food, or shoot up a high school or something like that. FML is his life and you just ruined his life haHa
expen_dable 0
thank you Freeze, at least someone said it, but now he's going to lock himself in a room with only 200 cans of cat food, or shoot up a high school or something like that. FML is his life and you just ruined his life haHa
wahouseGO 0
wow.. um Bitch?
CapnAlex 0
KFC aside, that sort of thing (boiling the bones) is an accepted method of making soup (or, perhaps more accurately, 'broth') ~ typically done with leftover turkey after Christmas, etc.
plutosaplanet 0
but usually the meat has been carved from the turkey bones and there is still meat left on them. the bones are not hand held size and have had the meat removed by someone chewing on them. If the chicken was leftover as in he hadnt eaten it yet thats fine...otherwise its gross. i wouldnt want someones food with their saliva on it boiling in soup for me.
redbluegreen 41
I agree 100% with you, plutosaplanet.
chicken_lover 2
plutosaplanet, i love your name. i love pluto and it is totally a planet. damn scientists ruining everything i learned. hahaha you are awesome. as for the fml, i think it was kind of cute, but if i got a bowl of water and leftover chicken bones, i would be a little confused. however, he still tried and that makes him adorable. :)
Sappheyes 0
As long as they are just bones that my boyfriend had eaten from, I wouldn't really care about traces of his saliva being on them. I've already swapped copious amounts of saliva with him, along with other, less mentionable bodily fluids. Now, if he started making me a chicken soup straight out of the Natural Harvest recipe book, I might have something to say about that. Although it might add a nice thick, salty base to the broth. Mmm man broth. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ OP, it could have been worse.
heykiddo 0
Do you have a better recipe than that one?