Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2013 while stalking an ex’s Instagram. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up. It didn’t work. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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Lalala579121 28
As someone who has never used Instagram, I'm going to guess this action "likes" the picture or something?
lat187 18
-Let me show you a pick of my crush! Wow that pic is tiny (zooms in) -GRAGHHHHH! What have you done!!! I'm going to look crazy now!!!!! $%#& ....
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Comments (26)
peopledontchange 5
Unlike it and then like his latest pic, he/she won't have a clue
PencilTips 19
OP scrolls through the pics as it's viewed as a gallery, cousin presses on 5 month old pic, still too small and double clicks, he likes the pic by accident. OP goes crazy.
briedabro 32
Yeah. Double tapping likes it.
briedabro 32
Double tapping the picture likes it.
Mayaaaaaaaaa 12
So? What are they gonna do about it? Nothing, that’s what. Like them all, be a creep.
peterblack67 9
Sorry. I don't get it.