Anonymous
Brunswick, Australia
Woof woof
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
No way
Bradford, United Kingdom
Snoopy
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
fmlman
Rawlins, United States
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Anonymous
Spineless
Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
Clive
United Kingdom
Stalkers gonna stalk
Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2013 while stalking an ex’s Instagram. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up. It didn’t work. FML
Anonymous
Canada
When you gotta go…
Today, I was walking my big, fat, fluffy old dog when I saw my crush. I waved enthusiastically, but my dog chose that moment to squat down and unleash a string of poop. My crush looked horrified as I tried to scoop it up while still waving. FML
Cathy
Boulder, United States
Fumbled the ball
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Anonymous
Unrequited callousness
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Anonymous
Petah Tiqwa, Israel
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
fucking hate bitches
Today, I realized that the girl I like only replies to my snapchats if I include my dog in the picture. FML
Anonymous
United States
Social media etiquette
Today, I tried to secretly screenshot my gym crush’s Instagram story. I sent them a heart reaction instead. Then I panicked and tried to unsend it. I then accidentally did it again. They messaged me, “You good?” No. No, I am not. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Since when does a genius move count as an FML? If your dog is cuter than you (which is often the case), this strategy has enhanced your chances with your crush.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Puppy love?
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Puppy love?
RichardPencil 32
Since when does a genius move count as an FML? If your dog is cuter than you (which is often the case), this strategy has enhanced your chances with your crush.
JackWood 21
In box them, "Woof, woof!"
poopface82 25
If your dog has an Instagram page, you knew what you were doing.