Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2013 while stalking an ex’s Instagram. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up. It didn’t work. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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Lalala579121 28
As someone who has never used Instagram, I'm going to guess this action "likes" the picture or something?
lat187 18
-Let me show you a pick of my crush! Wow that pic is tiny (zooms in) -GRAGHHHHH! What have you done!!! I'm going to look crazy now!!!!! $%#& ....
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Comments (26)
Keithds1999 8
Unlike it you moron!
sweetpotato301 7
They'll still get a notification.
HaleyMeredith 13
Can't you just unlike the picture? I mean chances are, they have their notifications off so they'll never know.
mariri9206 32
Actually, chances are notifications are still on.
michu_fml 18
What's the big deal??? You cousin liked your crush's picture from 5 months ago for you. You probably wanted to like that picture. It was too scare to anyway. "You" liked a picture, it's not the end of the world. Grow up!!
more4me 27
Exactly ! People are so obsessed over little things.
Couch_Potato 17
Unlike the picture then like his most recent one. He'll never know. OR don't stress about it. in my eyes it's no big deal
TheRealStunts 27
I dont get what the big deal is? So what if it was posted 5 months ago...if she didnt want people to see her old posts she would delete them. And you liking her photo could spark a conversation yknow
0goodtimes0 13
To late now but if this ever happens again unlike it then like the most recent one, they'll never know
Kougeru 12
Who taps to zoom in anyway? 99% of apps pinch to zoom
mariri9206 32
Also, there's the fact that you can't zoom in on IG pictures, anyway.
iamscott 16
You actually can now using the pinching motion.
RogenP 8
Unlike the pic. Scroll to their most recent pic and like it instead. They'll never know
navss 0
next time load the pic and put your phone on airplane mode. no risk of accidentally liking
Ivy_Kun 14
Why did u use a more recent photo of your crush?