Who taught him

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 105
You deserved it 341

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That’s funny for a 3 year old

Oh for gods sake. He's 3. Not a big deal.


Since your son is 3 years old, this is funny. If he were 30, it'd be hilarious! (Aren't you glad I didn't mention the B**** F***er?)

"belly finger".... there I said it for you. by the way, I have adopted this saying into my life and use it regularly now. it is a fun phrase to use.

You did indeed. That one is on you! Use that phrase at your peril. It tends to trigger some people.

That’s funny for a 3 year old

And a felony for a 30 year old.

If your boss has kids then she will understand kids at that age are crazy and funny.

Brings to mind the tagline from an old anti-smoking PSA: "Like father, like son? Think about it."

Oh for gods sake. He's 3. Not a big deal.

The innocents of children is precious

Sounds like a typical 3 year old. Tell him that’s something one does alone unless there is consent from the other party.