Who taught him

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
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mccuish 25

That’s funny for a 3 year old

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shannon2348 14
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Oh for gods sake. He's 3. Not a big deal.

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RichardPencil 30
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Since your son is 3 years old, this is funny. If he were 30, it'd be hilarious! (Aren't you glad I didn't mention the B**** F***er?)

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Cowgirl1293 26
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"belly finger".... there I said it for you. by the way, I have adopted this saying into my life and use it regularly now. it is a fun phrase to use.

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RichardPencil 30
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You did indeed. That one is on you! Use that phrase at your peril. It tends to trigger some people.

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mccuish 25

That’s funny for a 3 year old

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ThrottleJockey 34
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And a felony for a 30 year old.

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mfranks19891989 10
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If your boss has kids then she will understand kids at that age are crazy and funny.

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jkjorn 15
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Brings to mind the tagline from an old anti-smoking PSA: "Like father, like son? Think about it."

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shannon2348 14
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Oh for gods sake. He's 3. Not a big deal.

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hilamonster 14

The innocents of children is precious

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Cindell Hanson 7
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Sounds like a typical 3 year old. Tell him that’s something one does alone unless there is consent from the other party.

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