Money: Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto...

By clumsyandpoor - 03/12/2014 04:05 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto saxophone, knowing that no matter how much I loved it, I'd be able pay my rent with the money. As I pulled it out of its case, the neck strap broke and I dropped it, breaking the bell beyond repair. Now I'm poor AND depressed. FML

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Wednesday 3 December 2014 10:45

When life hands you lemons, don't just stand there and take it!!! Demand to see life's boss and chuck it at his face!!! Build combustible lemons and make life regret the day it decided to hand you lemons!!

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Wednesday 3 December 2014 10:58

That is heartbreaking :(

Comments

hiOWENitsANDREW 2

Thursday 4 December 2014 0:40

As an alto sax player, I feel your pain and wish you good luck!

snowballs_fml 8

Thursday 4 December 2014 0:59

I drop my all the time..

tingtingmeg 12

Thursday 4 December 2014 5:16

ydi. you souldbt have been grabbing it by the beck strap but the body. any saxophone player knows this.

krc093086 8

Thursday 4 December 2014 6:32

Maybe picking it up by the strap is your fail. Any decent player knows not to do that. You absolutely deserved that one

KazuTrumpet1512 21

Thursday 4 December 2014 6:45

This hurts my soul.

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 4 December 2014 7:10

Your saxophone didn't want to leave you

idontknow8 8

Thursday 4 December 2014 8:09

you obviously don't know the feeling of actually being depressed....tired of people say that....its not fun or hip saying oh im depressed i lost my socks.....being depressed sucks...because i actually have it. grow up.