By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
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iSativa 24

Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.

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jpsullivan 36

well thats not overkill in the slightest

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sam882 28

When I introduce my first boyfriend to my father he pulled out his pistol and threatened him. I sympathize for you.

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sexymomo1234 20

If that was me I would have walked up to you, touched you, and turned around and walked away with a big smile on my face!

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thecuriouskat 20

Assuming the dad would've let you walk away...

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sexymomo1234 20

If not walk away look at him in the face and wait for him to make the move! Hopefully he is smarter then that to attack me in a public place.

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xKrisSmoove 21

Dear lord save the other guy's life

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TheLawIsHere 23

I fail to see how shouting death threats for waving at someone is solid parenting but each to their own.

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tournamentdecide 33

Pretty sure that was sarcasm at play, 32.

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underlord326 9

Sounds like the first time I waved to my now girlfriend. Same shit

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HighasaCloud 46

Even though the word 'silence' isn't in this FML, I can't help but read the quotation in Dunham's Achmed voice.

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cheeeksss 29

Not typical at all, actually. Most fathers are protective. But they won't typically throw out death threats over waving hands...

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