By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 192
You deserved it 87 529

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fatass123 0

That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

Comments

I have a nazi uniform if you want to borrow it...

Someone has submitted one almost exactly like this before.... STUPID.

Kassad_fml 0

Lol this must be one of the best fake fml... lame...well I never knew that electric razor does go on battery since they never sell it where I live.

I might have felt bad for you if you hadn't switched verb tenses halfway through your story.

valuemeal2 1

Just ask someone to pick you up a disposable razor at the store on their way home from work or something, and keep it around for "emergencies" next time.

zoo_fml 0

# 10 is right this exact same FML was done a while ago boring.

hahah 40 and 3 are hilarioussssss what did u do

themangostar 0

Aren't most newer electric razors rechargeable? Get with the program! You could always use scissors... Or just rip your skin off your face?