Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:32 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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ZackST 6

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:16

That really stucks.

toon_girl 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:45

Did anybody else think of the bit in Monsters Inc where the orange monster comes out of the room with a sock stuck to him? Or is it just me?

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freakinfantastic 9

Monday 4 February 2013 2:41

been there, done that. except it was 5 pairs and they stuck to my boyfriends furry jacket. he was very happy lol I was mortified

padajuan 11

Monday 4 February 2013 5:45

What do you have wedged between your asscheeks that crackles and is static?!

Kingbreezy04 10

Monday 4 February 2013 17:24

Just tell them you saw Lady Gaga wear it on some awards show. That sounds believable.

BananerzFresh 12

Tuesday 5 February 2013 4:22

Just starting a new trend. No big deal.

LuisM104 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:19

ahahaha.-.

emberge 0

Tuesday 5 February 2013 6:03

At least it wasn't granny panties.

Vidimus 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 6:54

Do you dress in the dark, OP? I feel like you should have noticed a spare piece of laundry on your clothes.

nannywan22 8

Thursday 7 February 2013 4:25

This is happening around me so much lately. Two of my male teachers in my school had to have their wive's thongs taken off of the back of their shirts by coworkers or students.