By wow - United States
  Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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  Shrike  |  22

^ WTF? Where does it say he mentioned sex? She probably used it as an excuse to brush him off or is just a sexist bitch. Kind of like you're an assuming bitch.

  FarSide  |  22

For two years you did not know she felt this way? Man, cut your loses, NOW. If she thinks sex is unnatural, then she probably does not know how she was conceived.

Yeah... this is an FML x 2.

  AliCat18  |  12

wow, if I was you I would walk the otherway and never look back! She must have some mental block if she thinks sex is unatural....its probably one of the most natural things we have in the entire world! Don't feel bad, just be grateful you found out before anthing got serious between you two!

  nadyy14  |  8

I have absolutely no words to comment on this! Lmaoo XD

  xSonic  |  9

Well I never knew pouring your heart out means you tell them you want to bang the person....cause obviously op ended his speech like that for her response??

  jwade11  |  12

97--- agree. She wouldn't of even mentioned "sex" if OP didn't hint around to it or bring it up some way or another. Unless she just assumed that he was wanting sex, OP is stupid for even bringing that up the first discussion he has about his feelings and whatnot. Women don't want to know the guy just wants the physical aspect of it.

  dcg1375  |  7

Not necessarily. Maybe she just said it in response. She's either trying to make him go away or she's not comfortable with her own self. Sex is the most primitive instinct we have. Its programmed deep in our genes (not jeans). Procreation is in encoded in every DNA. So for her to feel that way is "unnatural".

  TheNewGuy03  |  28


1) She has never had sex, and has ignored what was said in every biology or anatomy class she's ever been to
2) The dick she has had sucked so bad that she has convinced herself that there is no way that it is natural
3) She is a pre-teen
4) She is retarded (most likely)

Those are all I could come up with.

|the kid|


It's so sad that I can hear a reference to "armpit sex" or being chased down the block or "you were the other guy" or "BE MY BABY'S DADDY" and immediately recognize the FML

  akayc32  |  0

77, anal is absolutely not the worst, I can think of many different types of sex that anal is preferable to. For me at least... Beastiality, for example, would be on the "Worse Than Anal List". Rape, anything involving a child, sex with someone who isn't breathing (temporary or not), sex while on fire/drowning... To list a few that would suck.. In regards to this fml, I think that was her telling you no nicely, like you aren't choosing her instead of she doesn't want you.


136, first off that was HILLARIOUS, but I'm gonna have to go and say that wasnt the nice way xD. She basically said "No, Cuz you are a horny guy, who only wants me for my vagina". Id rather just take a "no sorry" xD

  kei1108  |  13

Despite 200's weird, uncalled for and awkward comment, dumb blonde jokes are outdated (not like they were funny ever...) rude, and said by immature people.