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^ WTF? Where does it say he mentioned sex? She probably used it as an excuse to brush him off or is just a sexist bitch. Kind of like you're an assuming bitch.

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For two years you did not know she felt this way? Man, cut your loses, NOW. If she thinks sex is unnatural, then she probably does not know how she was conceived. Yeah... this is an FML x 2.

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Sex is unnatural? Thats how everyone on earth got here.....shut up bitch and bend over. Too far? Ya i know.

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wow, if I was you I would walk the otherway and never look back! She must have some mental block if she thinks sex is unatural....its probably one of the most natural things we have in the entire world! Don't feel bad, just be grateful you found out before anthing got serious between you two!

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@46 his name is epic fail, he could be trying to be funny, or actually fail epicly. He could also be from France.

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^haha I agree. Tell her you'll give her neon flannel, a can of PBR and a bootleg CD-R of She & Him and her clothes will come right off

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Well I never knew pouring your heart out means you tell them you want to bang the person....cause obviously op ended his speech like that for her response??

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97--- agree. She wouldn't of even mentioned "sex" if OP didn't hint around to it or bring it up some way or another. Unless she just assumed that he was wanting sex, OP is stupid for even bringing that up the first discussion he has about his feelings and whatnot. Women don't want to know the guy just wants the physical aspect of it.

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Not necessarily. Maybe she just said it in response. She's either trying to make him go away or she's not comfortable with her own self. Sex is the most primitive instinct we have. Its programmed deep in our genes (not jeans). Procreation is in encoded in every DNA. So for her to feel that way is "unnatural".

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Haha OP I feel you pain same thing happened to me. She was totally confused and thought I was referring to sex. I was like eh?

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Man... 1) She has never had sex, and has ignored what was said in every biology or anatomy class she's ever been to 2) The dick she has had sucked so bad that she has convinced herself that there is no way that it is natural 3) She is a pre-teen 4) She is retarded (most likely) Those are all I could come up with. |the kid|

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I dunno, that would've just made me like her even more, if she's serious and that's not just an excuse not to go out with him :P but I'm weird

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It's so sad that I can hear a reference to "armpit sex" or being chased down the block or "you were the other guy" or "BE MY BABY'S DADDY" and immediately recognize the FML

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77, anal is absolutely not the worst, I can think of many different types of sex that anal is preferable to. For me at least... Beastiality, for example, would be on the "Worse Than Anal List". Rape, anything involving a child, sex with someone who isn't breathing (temporary or not), sex while on fire/drowning... To list a few that would suck.. In regards to this fml, I think that was her telling you no nicely, like you aren't choosing her instead of she doesn't want you.

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136, first off that was HILLARIOUS, but I'm gonna have to go and say that wasnt the nice way xD. She basically said "No, Cuz you are a horny guy, who only wants me for my vagina". Id rather just take a "no sorry" xD

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This comment has 69 thumbs up. I'm going to take a guess and say this was meant to be.. OP wanted to 69 his crush.

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I like 99's comment just because she basically called herself a bitch without the use of that comma she missed.

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Several? More than half the people in my class are blonde and they're really smart.

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Despite 200's weird, uncalled for and awkward comment, dumb blonde jokes are outdated (not like they were funny ever...) rude, and said by immature people.

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