Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I presented my assigned chapter for a book we're currently reading in my English class. I really like the book, so I've been reading ahead. When I summarized the chapter, I accidentally spoiled a major plot twist that was actually in the next chapter. FML
Today, I started a new fantasy romance novel. It was very interesting, but then later I read the plot on Wikipedia and spoiled not just the book but the whole series for myself. Why do I do this? FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
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DJR_fml 2
Damn them real life trolls...
malfanese 6
I'd be so mad, hit them with the book!
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Comments (121)
heartemopants 18
I'm curious to know who the 74 are who clicked "you deserve it"????? That is super rude. I'd would have smacked him in the balls with the book.
KiddNYC1O 22
Why do I keep thinking this happened in the subway? Hmm.
nancem 7
Karma will get this bastard stranger. Hopefully something he enjoys will be spoiled. Maybe invest in an e reader so no one can spoil a book for you again!
NigerianMedicine 11
Let me guess...Game of Thrones?
SusanBieber 10
I'm waiting for some moron to say "YDI for reading". But nobody has yet.
theprincess79 2
Why would anyone say "YDI for reading"? That would make no sense at all
patrickalamo 48
Make up a new ending.
aimeesea75 16
As long as it's not 50 Shades Of Grey :p
ebonyirony 29
so I'll get thumbed down but message me we like the same music.
hedgehogjawn42 6
Spoiling something is the worse offence imaginable. Why didn't you whack him in the head with the book?
rureallyserious 2
How the hell does someone hit "You deserved it."
doglover100 29
I'd hit him with the book. I hate people who spoil plots of books and movies.