Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I presented my assigned chapter for a book we're currently reading in my English class. I really like the book, so I've been reading ahead. When I summarized the chapter, I accidentally spoiled a major plot twist that was actually in the next chapter. FML
Today, I started a new fantasy romance novel. It was very interesting, but then later I read the plot on Wikipedia and spoiled not just the book but the whole series for myself. Why do I do this? FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
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DJR_fml 2
Damn them real life trolls...
malfanese 6
I'd be so mad, hit them with the book!
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Comments (121)
Freakophiliac 12
What a sadist!
annie_nk 23
Wear headphones. Even if music isn't playing, it usually fools people.
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's almost as bad as someone writing "He's the killer" next to someones name in a murder mystery novel.
ManInTheMachine 20
...Not that you know anything about that, right Story?
StoryOfTheYear 15
*puts pinky to mouth*
salvorican 24
Step 1: Tear out the pages in twilight and save the cover. Step 2: Place the book you are reading inside the twilight cover. Step 3: Enjoy no one ever spoiling the plot. Ever. You're welcome.
Drigr 9
Step 4: get ass beat for reading twilight in public
salvorican 24
Step 5: Scream team Jacob. Get murdered by middle school girls.
Szaszaspasz 26
Scream "Team Guy That Almost Hit Bella With A Car!"
TechnicolorNova 7
Some people have the weirdest fetishes! Who's to say that didn't get him off? It's a sad, sad world, and a cruel one at that. People get a kick out of making people upset, that's why there's bullies and that's why there's sadists.
DocBastard 40
I do NOT appreciate your choice of adjective, sir.
ManInTheMachine 20
If the shoe fits, Doc. If the SHOE FITS. I think OP deserves an apology, hmm?
raraisbang 12
Why'd you ruin the book for him, doc? D:
Epikouros 32
The butler did it.
Enslaved 38
See, now I like your second "copy and paste" comment!(:
PhishloverA 14
To a dick like that it's hilarious
SavannahJanee 6
Oh i hate when people do that!
j_cat187 20
Your book is now a projectile. Use it wisely.