Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML
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Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
Here comes the groom skinny as a broom
TheFamilyElf 17
Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down. Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.
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Comments (211)
happilyever2012 6
That,'s so mean! Seriously, like does your grandma think she's the shit? It's your wedding day, she should at least be nice to your face and to your back on your wedding day.
NcredibadTay 0
America's funniest home videos :)
bananaburger 0
He's just jealous of your style. Haters gonna hate
godlybacon 5
"Here comes the bride, All fat and wide, Can't get through the front door So goes round the side!" :D FYL though that must be embarrassing. Hopefully it isn't too loud.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I heard the third and fourth lines as "stepped on a turtle/down came her girdle". That was when I was in grade school in the early 70s...I guess it's been a while since women wore that kind of foundation garments!
420LesBeHonest69 0
Made my dayy L O L
KRiddle 15
Haters gonna hate!
Swanky_Panky 2
Hahahahaah
cotyp95 0
My grandfather was the same way.
bizarre_ftw 22
Call him and make him think you can and are putting him in a home, freak him out and eventually tell him to come over because the discussion isn't something to be had over the phone. Then take that part of the video and set it up to play on a loop, have it going when walks in the door.
badactor009 0
Old people suck. They shouldn't be allowed out.