Miscellaneous: Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport....

By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 20:30 - United States - Randallstown

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the cinema. The lady at the reception gave me my ticket and wished me a good screening. My reply? "Thanks, you too." FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML

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By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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CobraLazerFace 21

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

Did he happen to have a bitchin' stache and sunglasses on?

WCARlover 34

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:05

So, when's the wedding?

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nightshadow2002 5

Sunday 30 March 2014 1:02

Ok little creeper much

sexyboi1985 27

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:14

I just hope u r not a frequent flyer !

erypto 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 5:45

Because only people from the South have say thanks, what a dumbass.

597mph 10

Sunday 30 March 2014 8:34

Not so random after all.

chickenman12312 12

Sunday 30 March 2014 14:21

So, when's the wedding?

cmitchell52 7

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:43

Because only southern people have manners.....

kyouka 8

Monday 31 March 2014 14:29

I'm sorry, but that actually is quite hilarious LOL

neo08061972 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:22

Thank god he did not say: Bend over sir

pennamay 11

Thursday 3 April 2014 14:53

Ha! From the south and pure habit. We know you're not from nc at least. No manners down here.

Derezzed17 1

Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:15

I've got to admit, that is pretty hilarious LOL

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