Animals: Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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xiamcanadianx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

I've done that before (minus the broken teeth). And anybody who is ignorant enough to think that electric fences are cruel, think again. They prevent the horses from ploughing through the wooden fence which often causes serious and sometimes fatal damage. The electric fence is only a small shock (like a static shock) and they rarely touch it. It protects them from serious injury. Accidents happen people, chill out.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

That's a pretty major FYL. Electrocuted and kicked in the teeth by a horse. And probably muddied. Ouch =(

Comments

gagneana000 5

Monday 8 February 2010 7:44

wow that really sucks. I hooey you caught your horse.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 16:41

Ha Ha!! I would point and laugh.

tagedawg 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 7:13

yeah I would be more afraid of cardiac arrest BS

dawoose 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 12:19

I smell bullshit

fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 19:19

FIRST

Cnote231 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:00

wow that does suck! but come on you should kind of expect bad injuries when you're around horses! i'm still waiting for a broken bone to happen! it will one of these days!

PieroS_fml 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 13:45

I thought you were talking about sex. Are you?

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:47

haha I have a horse too, r u really sure it was just mud?

peete182 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 17:02

oh my goddd did daddys horse ruin your perfect little rich girl teeth, it's ok your parents will probably buy you a car and have the horse killed to make you feel better

derpyderpton1408 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:08

Well first off, you're obviously an idiot. Just because someone owns a horse, doesn't mean that they're spoiled/rich. IDK if you know, but a lot of people WORK HARD to be able to get their possesions, but I think you're pretty much locked up in your own spoiled world on your computer. Secondly, you're from england, rofl, so you really can't talk right now.

DoorMatCat 3

Friday 7 January 2011 12:00

why is everyone calling OP an asshole for having an electric fence? it's not like the shock is fatal, it's just like a static shock you get from touching a metal doorknob. the horse was probably fine, just startled by the sensation of the shock.