Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating...

By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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mif_fml 27

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:13

It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

grace31297 14

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:07

…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?

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gothicminx89 3

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:25

YDI. You shouldn't be eating whilst driving in the first place.

Journiexo 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:27

Did you mean it in a kind way?

Ariaskye 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:07

Yes. This. Just yes.

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:43

LMMFAO like seriously, that is the only thing just stay here.

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:44

LMMFAO seriously, that is the only thing to say here!

noved911 4

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:18

YDI for stereotyping the cop.

Malfurious 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 15:47

Well, no harm in trying I guess. But still, YDI.

East1986 4

Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:19

Cops prefer cupcakes now

rigley06 12

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:24

In all fairness you were just being polite

sorahearts_fml 10

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:48

How rude. Maybe he just came out of rehab and wasn't trying to relapse.

8313girl 28

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:54

Please! His fat ass knows he wanted that sticky sweet doughnut. He just didn't want to be seen taking one while on video.

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