By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
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mif_fml 27

It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

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grace31297 14

…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?

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nkb94 18

Almost voted you deserved it but I was eating toast while driving to campus this morning and I don't want to be a hypocrite. Sometimes you just have to eat and drive :)

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dabears1011234 27

I don't know how that could have been a win on your side.

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mercedesm 28

I've never heard of distracted driving from a donut. What kind of reckless driving can come from that?

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Ypetrol 11

I would do the same thing

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tehdarkness 21

I don't want to live in a world where we are not allowed to eat donuts whilst driving.

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worldclassrager 39

I guess he already had is doughnut and didn't want another not a bad idea offering though

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ArashiGirl 13

You probably didn't have the good ones with the custard or heaven forbid if you didn't give that guy a chocolate-glaze...

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lina21 12

Can't say I would've thought about that either. My dad told a Mexican cop he was swerving because he was eating a taco, no wrapper or other proof immediately available. He still didn't understand why the guy flipped when he told us the story

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blondie107 20

Probably because he wanted the whole box

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