By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
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mif_fml 27

It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

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grace31297 14

…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?

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babygirl78724 5

Should have should have bought more for the whole police force.

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False_Stupidity 41

Admit it OP you were really pulled over for doing donuts in your car.

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carrotcart 15

you my friend,deserve a metal, brave soul.

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vikky538 28

i really wanted to see if you want contest this in court..how would you explain the situation..worry op you never know how you get pulled over and for what reason

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joshi42 16

The only way you could make it worth would be offering a chicken or watermelon to his black partner.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

I am interning at a police department. to say thank you for allowing me to job shadow them I brought them donuts. officer asked if I was trying to fatten them up. I replied no I was trying to say thanks and donuts were the most stereotypical thing I could do.

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headofmedusa 15

Did you try offering bacon?

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Dozer1988 14

My neighbor is a cop and when I got my pet pig, I took her over for his granddaughters to see her and he laughed and asked if I was really "bringing the pig to see the pig."

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Dozer1988 14

Dude, if I was a cop, I'd confiscate everybody's food. I'd let them think they were bribing their way out of a ticket, but who would really be the winner? Me. :)

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ahsanmasood 4

dude, nobody likes being reduced to a cliche lol

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