Miscellaneous: Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The...

By jane - 09/10/2009 14:04 - Australia

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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By vixenscars - 19/01/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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oopsiess 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:22

Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

radooh 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:47

link to the video?

Comments

oopsiess 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:22

Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

HahaYDI 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:26

Yeah, but you just did, and doing so you have made it more obvious that you are first. But, if that was what you were going for, than I say well done.

iKaite 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:57

Linkage for the lolage.

PaulWeller 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:51

This isn't an FML. This is the most epic win I've heard in a very long time.

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:03

#28 doesn't make sense

laxbro4769 6

Monday 31 December 2012 6:24

I just think it's funny that the OPs name is Jane...

boricua_4life407 5

Friday 9 October 2009 20:23

haha that freakin sucks!

boricua_4life407 5

Friday 9 October 2009 20:29

Oh wait.. nvm :P

FarSide 22

Friday 9 October 2009 20:30

A "documentary" for "Jackass 3" no doubt.

FYLbutYDI 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:34

Hahaha nice. YDI

plexico 3

Friday 9 October 2009 20:38

I can see one monkey sitting next to another watching you and telling him, "Darwin was wrong." Also, the dean has evidence who vandalized his car. That's going to cost you a fortune to fix. Why wasn't he driving a fried-out combie?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 9 October 2009 20:46

WIN.

njfliiboy 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:45

dont worry we've all had a dumbass moment

radooh 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:47

link to the video?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:36

yes please!

DrunkenValor 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:47

Fight Club ftw isn't it "His name was Robert Paulson" though?

ssbu 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:58

fake. everytime someone says they were knocked out for long periods of time is lying. if you get knocked out your back in less than 30 seconds 99% of the time