By jane - 09/10/2009 14:04 - Australia

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 430
You deserved it 11 475

Same thing different taste

Comments

Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

HahaYDI 0

Yeah, but you just did, and doing so you have made it more obvious that you are first. But, if that was what you were going for, than I say well done.

PaulWeller 0

This isn't an FML. This is the most epic win I've heard in a very long time.

lilmisslovely13 15

I just think it's funny that the OPs name is Jane...

boricua_4life407 5
boricua_4life407 5

A "documentary" for "Jackass 3" no doubt.

I can see one monkey sitting next to another watching you and telling him, "Darwin was wrong." Also, the dean has evidence who vandalized his car. That's going to cost you a fortune to fix. Why wasn't he driving a fried-out combie?

njfliiboy 0

dont worry we've all had a dumbass moment

Fight Club ftw isn't it "His name was Robert Paulson" though?

fake. everytime someone says they were knocked out for long periods of time is lying. if you get knocked out your back in less than 30 seconds 99% of the time

NataleeC 0

wutever the **** happened to a coma retard?? 30 seconds MY ASS more like 30 years motherfucka!

Actually, I think the OP's point was that the video was on Facebook within 30 seconds, not saying that they were unconscious for long.

sbarre1 0

Pics or it didn't happen. And by pics I mean video.