By jane - 09/10/2009 14:04 - Australia

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
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oopsiess 0
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Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

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radooh 0
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link to the video?

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oopsiess 0
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Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

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HahaYDI 0

Yeah, but you just did, and doing so you have made it more obvious that you are first. But, if that was what you were going for, than I say well done.

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iKaite 0
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Linkage for the lolage.

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PaulWeller 0

This isn't an FML. This is the most epic win I've heard in a very long time.

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lilmisslovely13 15

#28 doesn't make sense

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laxbro4769 6
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I just think it's funny that the OPs name is Jane...

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boricua_4life407 5

haha that freakin sucks!

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boricua_4life407 5

Oh wait.. nvm :P

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FarSide 22
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A "documentary" for "Jackass 3" no doubt.

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FYLbutYDI 0
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Hahaha nice. YDI

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plexico 3
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I can see one monkey sitting next to another watching you and telling him, "Darwin was wrong." Also, the dean has evidence who vandalized his car. That's going to cost you a fortune to fix. Why wasn't he driving a fried-out combie?

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njfliiboy 0

dont worry we've all had a dumbass moment

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radooh 0
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link to the video?

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Sun_Kissed18 25

yes please!

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DrunkenValor 0
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Fight Club ftw isn't it "His name was Robert Paulson" though?

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ssbu 0
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fake. everytime someone says they were knocked out for long periods of time is lying. if you get knocked out your back in less than 30 seconds 99% of the time

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guitarlover_fml 0
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wow. general knowledge fail.

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NataleeC 0

wutever the fuck happened to a coma retard?? 30 seconds MY ASS more like 30 years motherfucka!

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TheBTeam 11
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Actually, I think the OP's point was that the video was on Facebook within 30 seconds, not saying that they were unconscious for long.

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sbarre1 0

Pics or it didn't happen. And by pics I mean video.

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