Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML
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oopsiess 0
Was this some crap documentary for youtube?
radooh 0
link to the video?
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Comments (77)
andsr002 0
i'm sick of these ******** australians who post FML's and try to americanise everything. 'Principal' becomes 'dean', 'shop' becomes 'department store', 'biscuit' becomes 'cookie'. ****** wankers. Nobody says that shit here. I say if the yanks don't get it - **** them,
timtam24 0
see #56
NightStar 0
To be fair, we do say "shop" and "principal" in the US. And a principal is not the same as a dean btw. Just wanted to point that out.
Sasha_Cama 0
Liiink! :))
_nada_ 0
LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_nada_ 0
LINK!!! pleasee
katrina5 0
haha general knowledge fail #61, try not to make the rest of us australians look retarded
kittyk8 0
I would love to watch said video. Post a link!
lakeview 0
haha thats great i wish i was there i find peop;e being hur amusing
lovergirl7 1
this made me LMAO!!
Mpower121 2
if you fell on my Beamer I would break every bone in your body
TallMist 32
Really? I'd make sure they were OK then ask them to cover the damages, if any, if they weren't injured. If they were injured, I'd wait until they were feeling better. I'd also be sure to ask politely, because this was clearly not on purpose. But, hey, if you want to care about a car more than a person's well-being, that's up to you to decide.
atishe24 9
'Documentary'? o.O