By GrahamCracker - / Thursday 21 May 2009 05:36 / United States
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Contrary to popular belief, cochroaches are actually clean. If you're a dirty person, you have dirty cochroaches. Clean people have clean cochroaches. I just wish i could put a hat on one and teach it to drink tea...


I hope you guys realize crustaceans like crabs, lobsters, and shrimp belong to the arthropod family which is the same family insects like cockroaches, centipedes, and grasshoppers. Think about that next time you go out to a nice lobster dinner.


I know, right? That's just asking for it. If someone posted an FML about throwing up over an FML while eating breakfast, I would click YDI. =(

You know cockroaches live in colonies, right? You probably have a much bigger problem on your hands than finding one roach in your pocket. Ewww though.

you should have let it keep living there. if your life is as fucked as some of the other people's i've read here, it would probably end up being your bff.

UGH, that happened to me once. A pair of my jeans had fallen on the floor, and I picked it up and started to turn one of the pant legs the right way (it was inside out) and then when I removed my hand I saw this cockroach in my palm, on its back and kicking. Ughhh. Another time, my sister was on the phone and a cockroach fell into her hair from the ceiling. She screamed her ass off, but I thought it was pretty funny :D

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