By GrahamCracker - United States
Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
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Contrary to popular belief, cochroaches are actually clean. If you're a dirty person, you have dirty cochroaches. Clean people have clean cochroaches. I just wish i could put a hat on one and teach it to drink tea...

  lilpsyco  |  16

I hope you guys realize crustaceans like crabs, lobsters, and shrimp belong to the arthropod family which is the same family insects like cockroaches, centipedes, and grasshoppers. Think about that next time you go out to a nice lobster dinner.

By  biancagolden  |  0

UGH, that happened to me once. A pair of my jeans had fallen on the floor, and I picked it up and started to turn one of the pant legs the right way (it was inside out) and then when I removed my hand I saw this cockroach in my palm, on its back and kicking. Ughhh.

Another time, my sister was on the phone and a cockroach fell into her hair from the ceiling. She screamed her ass off, but I thought it was pretty funny :D