Shitty

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 08:00

Today, I can only eat gluten-free food because gluten gives me diarrhea. I’m also vegan, so I bought some vegan cheese and salami to have a mess-free sandwich on the bus. As it turns out, vegan salami consists of 6% gluten. FML
I agree, your life sucks 510
You deserved it 874

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Eating a "vegan" replica of carnivore food is a sin in that religion! The god, Vega, is punishing your transgression with a mighty volcano in your pants on the bus. Can I get an Almond?

So in trying to be mess-free, you ended up the direct opposite.. definite fyl.

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Eating a "vegan" replica of carnivore food is a sin in that religion! The god, Vega, is punishing your transgression with a mighty volcano in your pants on the bus. Can I get an Almond?

So in trying to be mess-free, you ended up the direct opposite.. definite fyl.

Is a vegetarian diet an option for you? Gluten is pretty much everywhere these days.