Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
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Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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jp11692 0
hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(
lilacwords 0
Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!
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Djc1412 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
stfuplz_fml 0
you don't deserve this at all
zombina 0
Aww, poor puppy! Unfortunate for you though. haha
boomBOOMshake 0
Oh no! Poor puppy! It was scared shitless, hah. I hope it is all right.
curryndricegirll 0
That puppy must have been really scared for that to happen. Poor puppy, and of course poor you. I had kind of the same thing happen to me. I got excited to hold my new baby cousin, and then she pooped all over my new dress. I was eight years old.
King_of_Kings 3
a puppy is scared shitless (literally) and you whine about him/her pooping on you? what about the puppy? he/she was scared. i'm pulling for the puppy in this. poor thing.
crs255 0
Talking about scaring the shit out someone
emadee 0
Haha #35 We did take our 130 lb mastiff to the vet once and I guess she was really scared cause all of a sudden she did the same thing as the puppy, having explosive diarrhea, running around and slipping in it and all that jazz. It was horrible. We were escorted out
dafreakinrican 0
I say don't let it get to you. It sucks, but hey, now you have a funny story to tell and everyone here got a good laugh out of it. If anything, hopefully the guy will give you like twenty or forty bucks for new pants?
Dane_fml 0
Aw man that sucks, I hope they paid you well though l0l.