Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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jp11692 0
hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(
lilacwords 0
Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!
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Grndslmhttr3 0
Why is it always explosive diarrhea? Why not just regular diarrhea? Every time I see the word "diarrhea" on this side, the word "explosive" is next to it every time.
lollibots 0
1.that sucks 2.that puppy mustve been so scared tho he had noo idea where the sounds were coming from 3.no offense but this is pretty hilarious
gremple 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
prettygirlsonly 0
awwwwwwwwwww teary eyed at first but then i just cant stop laughing, good one.. :P
libero_fml 0
omg. im on my laptop and my cat was sleeping on my shoulder leaning against the couch and i started laughing so hard she fell off the back. Oh thats great. FYL
gtdoll 0
thats funny but i feel sooo bad for you :(
PredyJessica 0
aaw dam sorry to hear that lmfao!! and #106 grow up!
Embarassment 0
Man, that's the best! That happened to my friend's friend, except it the noise was a fire engine and the following... uh... residue was pee.
Andyangels27 0
i lov donkeys
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
This Fml #108 and #121 all really made me lol. Hahaha.