Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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Top comments
keoct 4
dine n’ dash?
_blah_blah_blah_ 1
it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...
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Comments (182)
theonlysweetpea 10
I agree with #3
belha_fml 0
I hate them ,they're homeless because they want to be ,you see all those immigrants who are able to get a job and then ppl here complaining that they can't is bs just a bunch o lazy ppl who want everything done for
pokemaster2468 0
hey dont make fun of homeless people a lot of them are former celebrities and veterans
axxie 0
No sympathy. He's hungry. You're a bastard for flaunting your lunch. I would have done what he did.
teogaga 3
hobo
skiracer 0
hahaha that just made my day
purplemnm 9
YDI for making eye contact with a hobo, you're basically giving them permission to do whatever they want to you.
lolylol_fml 5
hahahaha
keenster 0
haha! Well, due to the fact that where I am from, our homeless are really not that homeless, they make a living and quite hefty profit spanging (spare changing) and asking for food. I gave a dude downtown some cash cos he said he was hungry, next thing I know he is at the same grocery store, which is about a good ten miles away, driving a nice car, and buying luxury items. I'm not judging all homeless people in that fact alone I'm just saying, aside from the rambles and pointless story telling. you definitely have to be careful who give what to, this man was obviously deserving. touché homeless man!
SAgirl 24
That sucks, but shame he must have been really hungry =(