Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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keoct 4
dine n’ dash?
_blah_blah_blah_ 1
it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...
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Comments (182)
sparta98 4
Depends on the man's situation. If he's strung up on booze and crack or heroine, then I say screw him, hdi for getting in to that shit-hole, he can climb out himself. If he was just a really desperate man, I can understand that, although I would have preferred it if he had gone to a food pantry.
akaashR 0
gotta respect his style man he's a deceptive little booger
sk8rgirljj 0
awhh hes just a homeless man. lol if tht were to happen to me I'd laugh silly hobos
simran9 0
haha, moderated this one xD
angel55033 12
ah well if he was homeless like you say you let him have a meal be proud and help out more
Charleezee 0
seriously ur complining cuz u have the $ to buy a sandwich n this guy had to steal it? Pick ur battles
Charleezee 0
I hope #2 and everyone who agrees with #2 becomes so homeless that wen they die on the street from starvation ppl don't even notice then u understand y he had to steal it n ppl become homeless. %50 of the time it's because of some greedy ppl stole from them to begin with and I'm sure the thiefs had$
horizonflyer9 0
let me see... there's a poor homeless man, probably starving half to death, and he gets so desperate that he has to steal food to keep alive. And you're worrying about your damned sandwich. Really, F*ck his life, not yours.
someone234 5
girls making u a sandwich the easy way ;)
erika622 0
awe I guess he was really hungry and not just looking for some booze