Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
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keoct 4
dine n’ dash?
_blah_blah_blah_ 1
it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...
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Comments (182)
mrahhhhh 21
A homeless man... to all saying stealing was justified, hell with you. Fact: the reason most people don't help the homeless is because they always ask for money. They (rightfully) assume that there is a high chance of homeless people using cash to buy drugs, cigarettes, or alcohol. Now if the hobo had asked for food, different story. Hobo was obviously hungry in this case. So he shoulda just asked for food. Dunno about the rest of you but I would have given him it. Now who would you most likely give to, a homeless person asking for money, or one for food? I would always give food if I can, but never money. Unless I make sure they buy something like a blanket or clothes.
keenster 0
that was possibly the most pointless and obvious answer ever. thanks for the un-needed information
G_thelegend 0
wow. **** your life, you lost a sandwich to someone whos hungrier than you. if he had internet connection, or even a house, im sure he'd comment on how much of an asshole you are. YDI
CitizenSnipz 0
I reccommend you follow your picture's advice.
CJrox606 0
Ahhh. What has the world come to?
weritomexican 7
how is this an FML? it's a freaking sandwich congrats he stole it and ran that's so horrible considering you helped to feed a homeless person who has no food or money for food compared to you who can just go buy or make another sandwich quit your crying you lost a sandwich and he lost everything he's ever owned FHL.
weritomexican 7
I didn't say anything bad why was it moderated? I was simply stating this is not an FML he fed a homeless person that's not bad him wining about losing a sandwich when this person has lost everything is pointless who approved this?
marinus_fml 20
Never say something is not an FML. Read the rules. keep going, and you'll receive a ban.
weritomexican 7
ugh fine but I'm sure alot of people agree with me but whatever I guess I like to F the hobos Life that's my last response and op FYL for being greedy
mountneer 0
you should be glad for having had the opportunity to feed someone needy. and also I have to say YOINK..
1personinthiswor 0
Faved. Anyway, I'd like to point out one thing - the guy's HOMELESS, OP. FYL, really? You're in a home with food and Internet access, he's on the street with your sandwich and drugs. Maybe. He might have eaten the sandwich. FHL for being homeless, F Our Lives for listening to you wimper.
1personinthiswor 0
OP has Internet access, food, a house and a computer, minimum. Homeless Dude has a sandwich and drugs. Well, maybe. He might have finished the sandwich by now. Point is, score 1 for homeless guy.
jordanweatherall 0
**** your life because because starving homeless man can't afford food so he has to steal it from someone else? **** off ****.
purplemnm 9
because because because because because because becaaaause!!! I started singing your comment to the tune of "We're off the see the the wizard"
howslife123 0
FML Is going downhill...):
artisticninja713 13
at least he didn't poop in front of you BD