Love: Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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joea21 21

Friday 14 February 2014 8:48

I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!

zaise_chsa 19

Friday 14 February 2014 8:47

Well did you say yes?

Comments

vikky538 28

Friday 14 February 2014 13:51

I wish we could see u r gf expression at the very moment... you got a compliment its good...YDI..I hope u did not leave her..

ADoG07 11

Friday 14 February 2014 14:01

Win

AGuyNamedI 7

Friday 14 February 2014 14:01

I'm not sure where the FML is, other than the obvious part where your girlfriend gladly accepted to dance with someone else. If that were me, I'd take the hint. As for the dude wanting to dance with you... **** it's almost valentine's, the guy was just looking for some love or companionship and wanted to take a chance, with you. Take it gracefully, and politely decline. They're people too.

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Friday 14 February 2014 14:04

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Lordnubble 5

Friday 14 February 2014 14:18

I dont know why this is on FML that would be awesome!!!

Miki101 18

Friday 14 February 2014 14:30

I get that not everyone's gay, but seriously, you should feel flattered. It takes guts to do something like that. Don't just act like its weird or creepy.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 18 February 2014 21:53

Yeah, but why would a gay guy want to cut in for a dance with a guy who's clearly straight?

cdawgtate 9

Friday 14 February 2014 14:39

Lost a mean girl got a good guy

limitedition 25

Friday 14 February 2014 14:42

I'm with you, OP, her saying yes to another guy in the middle of a slow song doesn't sit well with me. Love how she got seriously burned, tho.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 14 February 2014 14:47

Well, you got to see your girlfriend's true colours. It sucks that she'd do that, but the earlier you find this sort of thing out, the less painful it ends up being in the long run.