Love: Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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joea21 21

Friday 14 February 2014 8:48

I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!

zaise_chsa 19

Friday 14 February 2014 8:47

Well did you say yes?

Comments

franklydizzy 5

Friday 14 February 2014 17:50

awwwwesome!!!!!!! and thats what she gets.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 14 February 2014 17:52

@16 - That's what makes it a challenge!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 14 February 2014 17:57

I wonder how many people would have voted FYL if the OP had said yes to the dance and the girlfriend had posted this instead?

gunda95 11

Friday 14 February 2014 18:06

Karma is a bitch for your girlfriend

nachorykaart 3

Friday 14 February 2014 18:18

You should be flattered

otecasacid 22

Friday 14 February 2014 18:42

You made it brah! Show her you're the prize!

it__happens 17

Friday 14 February 2014 18:49

Awko taco

Robert1989 9

Friday 14 February 2014 18:52

should have said yes to puss off your girl friend she said yes so only fair.

Irreverend 23

Friday 14 February 2014 18:52

I'm not sure OP is a guy. Let's say OP is a woman dancing with her girlfriend at a gay club. Guy asks to cut in. GF says ok. OP starts to object, but guy says he wanted to dance with "him" , meaning the GF. OP's GF may look a bit Butch. Also, in a straight club, maybe OP is a feminine looking guy with a butch looking GF.