Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML
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Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I dropped it off as usual, but my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I found a package outside my door and assumed that I'd drunk-ordered shit on Amazon. I opened it before checking the label, which I should've done because it was addressed to my neighbor, and contained 6 pounds of live crickets for someone's pet lizard. I have never closed a box faster. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.
missmeliss0309 0
how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O
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Comments (86)
Lemniscat 0
YDI. Why would you open something adressed to his home?
maggiewalters 17
OH MY GOD! you people dont read the FML, do you?! for fcks sake!
Lemniscat 0
What do you mean? I did read it, actually.
dyld921 2
She didn't know until she opened it, smartass. Not everyone noticed a small address difference immediately.
Equinox987 0
Voted you deserved it, mainly because you now have top class grade A blackmail material on your boss. Expect that promotion and pay rise to follow soon ;)
tayliarae 0
Lets just hope that your boss isn't a fan of FML.. can you imagine logging in and seeing your assistant not only mistakenly opened your personal package and discovered what was in there, but that she then posted about, and then responded/discussed it with everyone?
a_cad_1 0
Are those surprise secretary day gifts for you?
theamazinracho 0
OMG!! THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!! I was working for a chiropractor and he had a "butt plug" delivered to the office!!!! He didn't want his family to know... luckily, I skillfully repackaged it, and he never knew that I had seen it! :)
DameGreyWulf 1
TMI indeed, but... at least his sex life is pretty fun? Keeps him in a good mood? And now you both have something to laugh about? Maybe? lol...
toosoonbreh 0
At #2, never say that again.
littlebrittle77 0
aren't all sex toys kinky
Mr_Horrible 0
This isn't an FML, sounds like someone could parlay their way to a raise...otherwise you can tell the rest of the office that the boss loves a good butt plug.
protooler31 0
i would have taped it back up and carried it over to his house and left it on the doorstep.