Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
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Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
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Top comments
klutzilla1275 0
lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;) just don't do it again.....
jjenniferr05 0
HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.
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Comments (104)
av232 0
aw man that sucks for you. this is why you blow your nose instead! at least he wasn't a jerk about it. so something you can laugh about years from now.
xavierdevoy 0
Pics pls
SookMauNoots 0
hahahaha that sucks. ydi for being black
curlyfriez 0
Why do you have to be racist? You jerk.
saze_fml 0
#27 u ignorant prick, u think OP is black coz she is from Singapore? hahaha u inbred ****
Ric3ball 0
Singaporeans aren't black. LMFAO YOU'RE SO DUMB :] @ OP- OOOOOOHHH SUCKS....
tranekfny 0
hahahahahhaha funny but not an fml
fmlcrycrycryfml 0
ew wtf
Selaphia 3
At least your boyfriend was cool about it XD
portablecupid 3
first one to make me laugh in a long time. at least you didnt eat it
lalaland200 0
"Digging for gold, dear?" Nope, digging for birth control cause it didnt necessarily work its way up her ******! Jk :D This was pretty funny. Make sure the webcams off next time.
Ever69 3
Haha. That's gross at least you didn't eat it lol. And FYI #16 not everyone picks there nose. But obviously cause you said that you must... That's attractive NOT!
yuZj 0
your life is ****** up cuz your bf who loves u, saw u picking ur nose.