Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
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Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
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klutzilla1275 0
lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;) just don't do it again.....
jjenniferr05 0
HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.
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Comments (104)
Melanef 3
This is not that bad, though. You're human, you need to dig sometimes to take out the dirty. It's natural.
pandabear948756 0
She could go get a tissu
pandabear948756 0
Tissue.* My bad. I'm slightly retarded. xD
well_this_sucks 0
you couldn't go get a tissue?
z0mb130v3rl0rd 0
LMFAO...oh that made my day. Next time you should go hide in the bathroom for a good dig. Don't feel too bad though, you could've been caught doing much worse.
SaphireFlames 0
My man!!
lacosteee 0
ahah ew. maybe dont be a dirtbag
doggylover27 0
Hm... idiot-much?
doggylover27 0
Hm... idiot-much?
harshallmeim69 9
at least they don't say much after everything. Go "boo-yay!" on out here. You're so cool. NOT! Actually though, the 90s were 20 years ago.
truslide 0
MLIA
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
YUM!!!!!!!!!!
FFPianoDude 2
Aw guys maybe she really needed it! As long as she wasn't putting it under the desk it's okay. At least your guy was cool about it :)
holstarox 2
as long as she didnt eat it...
awesomelylame 0
Ah, kinda blechy. But everyone does it once in a while. So, eh, not too bad. From the way he reacted, he seems like a sweetie. =]