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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

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klx125cross 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:24

YDI

aribari373 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 1:39

Don't pick your nose it's unsanitary. Use a tissue

Elisa_h 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:48

omg. -.- lol

TheRealJFK79 1

Wednesday 1 May 2013 10:53

GG, show him your warm buttcheeks next time he won't hang up.

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