Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Like he has never picked his nose before...
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Comments (211)
HisforHemorroids 3
At least he nose you a little bit better
AnthonySC 1
If he's that shallow, your better off without him
vkc2 9
He sounds lame for ending the call over that, I'm sure he picks his nose too, but maybe next time no nose picking when a webcam is present, ok? :)
lexxxijade 0
Well why would you want him to keep watching? I'd end the call too!
Phendraana 0
what kind of stuck up mister-priss gets offended by a girl picking her nose? go find yourself a real man, honey.
Melster 0
I'm a guy and I've picked my nose before... It's not kool or sexy but if he really liked u or had some insight he'd understand... Otherwise just move on.
lolsppl 3
Just plain disgusting…… •__•
lolsppl 3
Just plain disgusting…… •__•
hateevryone 15
sometimes we just forget things. *shrugs*
Calyx_fml 22
Next time try chat roulette.