Transportation, Poopoo peepee and Health: Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder....

By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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afroduck 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:20

lol epic fail

ladykat 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:06

Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.

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doofinsmurf 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

Don't you just hate when that happens? STOOPID MODERATED COMMENT.

Kanvis78 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:05

Aww get real. The "rules" only apply to whatever loser is moderating. There is plenty of vulgar, disturbing things that don't get moderated!

nond2nv 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 11:04

 lol

saywhaaat_01 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:29

hahahah I wonder what the other people on the bus thought ...

drummerboy22 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:34

wow! you are super hot and super awesome!

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:46

that's a painting of Jenifer Anniston

underaegis 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:25

coming from the two guys who don't have a picture :P

Peacemaker9 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:33

aww op what a bust!!! all that for nothing

RachelHellYeah 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:41

I feel bad for you OP! However if I saw you do it, I'd point and laugh...and then laugh some more...sorry!

ohsuzykuew 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:44

but you're still ugly.

SOTYsNumber1Fan 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:02

lol

shadyecko 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:05

No she's pretty :).

raineydayes 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:34

Aha 51. Way go bring the topic from the other post, to this one. Her actions have consquences!! I hope she sees that.

kriptonite_fml 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:41

do you remember all of the times we had

Braden1_fml 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:42

Haha douchebag

BethiiGeex 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:43

LOL.

goldendoodle95 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:44

whoops I meant THIRD!

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:44

I bet you got pissed off.

BethiiGeex 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:47

loved that.

analyzewithin 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:58

Love.LOVE the Dr. Who motivational poster. Just.Awesome. :)

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:06

Thanks 38. I bet now every time you see a Dalek you will think they are saying Motivate! Motivate!?

the_sodomizer 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:47

you made r Kelly happy

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