Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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afroduck 0
lol epic fail
ladykat 0
Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.
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Comments (111)
doofinsmurf 0
Don't you just hate when that happens? STOOPID MODERATED COMMENT.
Kanvis78 0
Aww get real. The "rules" only apply to whatever loser is moderating. There is plenty of vulgar, disturbing things that don't get moderated!
nond2nv 4
lol
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahah I wonder what the other people on the bus thought ...
drummerboy22 0
wow! you are super hot and super awesome!
B4SK3TB4IL 0
that's a painting of Jenifer Anniston
underaegis 0
coming from the two guys who don't have a picture :P
Peacemaker9 7
aww op what a bust!!! all that for nothing
RachelHellYeah 0
I feel bad for you OP! However if I saw you do it, I'd point and laugh...and then laugh some more...sorry!
ohsuzykuew 0
but you're still ugly.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
lol
shadyecko 0
No she's pretty :).
raineydayes 0
Aha 51. Way go bring the topic from the other post, to this one. Her actions have consquences!! I hope she sees that.
kriptonite_fml 0
do you remember all of the times we had
Braden1_fml 0
Haha douchebag
BethiiGeex 0
LOL.
goldendoodle95 0
whoops I meant THIRD!
bigbadtim 7
I bet you got pissed off.
BethiiGeex 0
loved that.
analyzewithin 0
Love.LOVE the Dr. Who motivational poster. Just.Awesome. :)
bigbadtim 7
Thanks 38. I bet now every time you see a Dalek you will think they are saying Motivate! Motivate!?
the_sodomizer 0
you made r Kelly happy