Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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afroduck 0
lol epic fail
ladykat 0
Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.
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Comments (111)
Andygk15 3
get off at a stop and go to a shop where's there's a washroom...
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Didn't bother peeing before you got on the bus? YDI.
NameTitleHere 0
Lool I pissed myself in bluewater (a shoppig cntre) and had to walk to the busstop. Take the bus journey home which is approximately 2hours. Now that's a FML
CodingSquirrel 3
There was no bathroom in that shopping center?
dorito_danger 0
I peed myself laughing at this. FML [X
babybottlepopp 0
well at least you didnt pee on the morning bus ? fyl for sure , but you were going home so its not as bad . goodluck at school ! (:
wtfed 0
You should've peed yourself from the start. It's really unhealthy to hold it back.
keekah 0
I don't understand why you didn't just get off somewhere and use the restroom and just catch the next bus. If you really had to go that badly, (which you obviously did) it would have been worth the wait.
Joekool1192 0
That's why men are superior!
cherrypie22 6
Ydi for having no bladder control
monokuma 0
So close...