Shitty situation #766

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 14:00

Today, I was surprised to see a lot of blood when I looked down the toilet while I was pooping, as I don't have my period right now. I've been heavily constipated since I've consumed my allergy medicines. The thing is, I need them to function normally, as I'd be sneezing every minute if it wasn't for them. FML
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Anderling 32

Talk to your doctor. They might be able to either prescribe a different type of allergy medication that your body hates less, or give you prescription-strength laxatives.

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Yudith 24

While you wait for your doctor's appointment, try a high-fiber diet with lots of fluids. The last thing you need right now is a tear in your colon or rectum.

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Anderling 32

Talk to your doctor. They might be able to either prescribe a different type of allergy medication that your body hates less, or give you prescription-strength laxatives.

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Yudith 24

While you wait for your doctor's appointment, try a high-fiber diet with lots of fluids. The last thing you need right now is a tear in your colon or rectum.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like you were getting ready for the Mother of All Snee-Sharts! (Aka, shnart.)

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SirEnigM0nk 22

A bloody, crappy bit of business you got...get ye to a doctor.

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core01 30

They make OTC stuff to help. Why are you intentionally torturing yourself by withholding those? Is this some kind of masochistic scheme you hatched but now regret? No sympathy from me. You dug your own hole (get those fingers in there!)

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