Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening
wheresmymary 22
He was probably really embarrassed
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Comments (75)
melpower 23
On the bright side,.. it didn't enter your mouth !
Liu1992 14
Boy's name is Galileo.LOL
jezka374 15
Well that guy definitely wasn't an adrenaline junkie...
sikanderme 7
this was silly
leaandra 13
Better than on your face I suppose! Still sucks though! Sorry OP.
ShellyLahey 14
At least it wasn't in your mouth?
sikanderme 7
how many times has it happened???
thehackersknow 16
At least it didn't go in your mouth!
ThatSadGirl 13
At least it didn't go into your mouth or all over your clothes! Coulda been worse buddy.
Xion0014 20
I hope you handled it well. I get incredibly angry when people throw up near me or spoil it by throwing up on rides, if you can't handle the roller coaster and know it, please don't get on and ruin it for everyone else ):