Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
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Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
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gfindians11 0
why was it even a struggle?
blackdude_fml 0
Hey its ok to ********** on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.
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Comments (84)
patrickhb 0
I probably would have gone to the aircraft toilet to zip up, for fear of that very situation occuring... but then I guess you panicked. Understandable.
thebigslim 13
Well.... at least it was both of your hands and not just one. That should count for something right?
420hiadventurer 0
You should have said "don't worry, I cleaned up the mess."
Serial 2
no no..you should of said "now that you're awake, can you lend me a hand?"
sexxystephy 0
dumb FML.
blondemoment 0
tough break, guy that would look creepy
Billymcd14 0
haha, that must have been kinda difficult to explain :-)
MichaelScarn 0
dont lie we know you were beatin it
Jaxro 6
Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. I fell asleep at the beginning of the flight to make the trip pass faster. I awoke 40 minutes into the flight to a creepy dude sitting beside me playing with his crotch. FML
explosionsgob00m 0
#2 HAHA