My anal beads

  Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
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By  GamerChickxoxo  |  16

ex gf and i left a rather large pink vibrator in the shower before, we had roommates at the time. I've also forgotten anal beads, and most recently a bad dragon(bruiser) dildo in the shower.
just be thankful he didnt take a souvenir photo lol

By  julfunky  |  29

How is it that the shower anal beads weren’t the first thing that popped into your mind when the plumber was coming over?

I wouldn’t worry about it. You probably made his day; stored in the memory bank of “weirdest things you’ve seen.” Your face may fade from his memory but your anal beads will live on.