My anal beads

By Anonymous - 16/11/2019 18:00

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Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
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Um neither? Seriously unless your plumber is your friend or family this will never affect your life

Ah, don't worry. He's seen/ encountered *far* worse. It's a well-known occupational hazard. Hell, he/ wife might even have their own.

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Um neither? Seriously unless your plumber is your friend or family this will never affect your life

Just say they're your rosary and that you pray in the shower.

Ah, don't worry. He's seen/ encountered *far* worse. It's a well-known occupational hazard. Hell, he/ wife might even have their own.

ex gf and i left a rather large pink vibrator in the shower before, we had roommates at the time. I've also forgotten anal beads, and most recently a bad dragon(bruiser) dildo in the shower. just be thankful he didnt take a souvenir photo lol

I THOROUGHLY appreciate the fact that you let us bad dragon shoppers know which one!!! It made the whole comment

How is it that the shower anal beads weren’t the first thing that popped into your mind when the plumber was coming over? I wouldn’t worry about it. You probably made his day; stored in the memory bank of “weirdest things you’ve seen.” Your face may fade from his memory but your anal beads will live on.

You really shouldn't be ashamed at all of what you like. Its a bit embarrassing when toys and stuff are left out, but it does happen.